Poems Game

Ok the rules to this game are to make a poem about the player who last put up a poem. In this thread you have the right to be a dick since its just for fun. We can start this off whenever and with whoever. Have fun.

My Haiku Based On Thin Ice

Standing Adrift The Snow
Scope aligned with my eye
A Flash...The Outline falls

There is a guy i know called IIvJR.Gr33n
he is a guy whos so fresh and so clean
unlike a guy i know named chris
who has a friend named wolf who smells like piss
This is a brand new diss

Lolz Nice

U can. at the bottom of your screen click New post it will let you make a post. Like the one I did in the uniforms posts

Now here's a man named UNIT
He is quite a LUNIT
But i deal with it cause he's FUNNET

lol told u guys i can't right poems

p.s. the LUNIT part means LUNITIC

oops srry guys i didn't read the rules.... i was supposed to make one bout' mr.green but i made one about unit my bad.....

once upon a time
coldchris ate a lime
it was very soUR
but he ate it in an hoUR
WORd!!!!
TERd!!!!

He was walkin' down the street
Looking for somethin' to eat
Came across Gr33n
So he ate his spleen
He found it rather tasty and
went for his LEGs!
but one waz a PEG!


just jking about the PEG! leg Gr33n lol suck it up!!!!!

nO hard feelins here

There is a person on this god awesome site
who's named after his dog who likes to bite
Whats his name? i think _-SaMmY-_ is right
And he doesnt go online when it turns night

_-SaMmY-_ what a wonderous little man
when he gets too hot he turns on a fan
but why does he get too hot in his plan?
Watch out, chris might come out and ban

Wolf claims im good at writing a poem
but he knows ill go online and go own 'em
He says i should write a love poem to chris
but all i want to do is write a lil' diss

So here it comes my oh so fly lines
im untouchable its like i got large pines
So a wolf or a wolverine can come after me
As soon as i shoot him he'll scream and go flee

I do enjoy dissin' him once or twice
But overall he'll squash me like a mice
He's probably thinkin' things to say
To insult me for another day after day

So here it comes my closing part
Ill kill anyone even with a dart
The person who writes after I
Ill swat him like a puny little fly

You better get up and out of the way
cauz i pull the trigger today
I dont give a F*c* what you say
cauz man i can play

I'm getting used to this nuisance,
And all the punks who think they know music
I see you duck
You little punk

But when you see me mother F***
you better wach what you say
Cauz when you mess with me
thers a price to pay

Pack of wolves
cauz I dont follow the rules
Why you always pressin,
you know im never stressin



Kinda rough eh? Sorry about the language, it works rhymes well.

THERE ONCE WAS A GEENY WITH A 10' WEENY
WHO SHOWED IT TO WOLF NEXT DOOR
HE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNAKE
SO HE HIT IT WITH A RAKE
AND NOW IT'S 1' 4''


dIsssssss!!!!!!!!!!

_-SaMmY-_ goes in this site all ready
To rhyme after wolf who just sucked Teddy
Wolf began to curse in his rhymes
but really those rhymes only cost 2 dimes

How the hell are you talkin man?
I been out socom with a brand new tan
Damn my life must be perfect man
Look at how i came up with the perfect plan

Damn those lines you write are so fake
each time i go at you, you break
when i do go at you, i dont brake
I dont stop comin' til' I finish my last take

Dont worry im goin for another verse
after this one, your going to need to see a nurse.
You mock chris about his 0-13's
when i know your stats say 2-23's

All my verses will add up to six
damn man, your skills really need a fix
All you take to your face are flying d*cks
You say, "To get to the center of the d*cks,
it would take exactly five-thousand licks

Seriously, this does get extremely fun
cause whatever i do, i always get a "well done"
but now that my oh so sick rhymes are coming to a stop
Its your time to rhyme, please, dont flop

Ok, here's how it goes
Just follow the flow
And we won't have any problems
I don't want to have ta say this twice
But I think you understand this ight?
UNIT *ucks at SOCOM and he just won't say it
You better not spray it, or else (cause that's my job)
I got my sounds playing on my CD playa THat's wat keeps me from bein a laya
So many times UNIT dies
He gets to the point where he lies, bad lies.
He don't got the skillz or the EYE OF DA TIGER or DA THRILL OF THE FIGHT
IIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT!!!!!~~~@@~~@~!@#

Ima spend some time on this one.
So lets get down to buisiness hun.
Ive seen they way you play.
And i can own you anyday.

You run around and shoot.
But all i got to do is step on you with my boot.
Your skills are so weak.
I destroy you all week.

You try to hone your skills by training.
But you never end up winning.
So hey, why do you try and be like me?
But you end up hiding in a tree.

So lemme introduce me.
My names xX.Wolf.Xz
So if you get jealous.
Then your a mencace.

My skill is desirable.
My intelligence is exeptional.
If I just use my brain.
You'll be in major pain.

Maybe ill sleep when im dead.
But you just cant shoot me in the head.
I dodge your bullets like dodgeballs.
I hurt you so bad your doctor has to call.

So when your thinking of me.
Of what you wish you could be.
Just remember.
Its not gonna happen. Never.

Ima spit a lil somethin at every member
And it wont be forgotten until next December
So you better wear jacket that's made of wool
'cause ima spit somethin that's oh so very cool

If your name is wolf, i dont gotta get jealous
all i gotta do is be a lil' rebellious
But honestly, a menace is who I am
Your skills arent good enough to break a little dam

A doctor is someone that never calls
I know your dodging skill, yet it falls
But that's enough about you, i want someone new
to put in a hot pot and boil 'em into stew

According to me, SaMmY, "it" and "else" dont rhyme
The people who read your awful lines must have hella time
You say sounds keep you stayin up and not dying
Damn, the sound must have been off longer than bird's that been flying

You say wolf has a neighbor and is a geeny
and that neighbor has exactly a 10 foot weeny.
My memory says that those lines have been used
you need to make new stuff up or else you'll get abused

There, i think i just got a double whammy
The people who i insulted are wolf and SaMmY
You two should marry and birth kids around a million
Ill never stop killin' til my age reaches a trillion

Based on Frosty's revenge

Barrier of metal
Remeber the fallen
Till springs return



In memory of BFrosty

Here we go again.
So go grap a pen.
Your gonna want to right this down.
Because im going to make you look like a clown.

Ill do some work on everyone.
So lets have some fun.
I think well start with Sammy.
I see your hands are getting clammy.

Man your rhymes are sad.
They dont even make Units look bad.
Now come on man.
Stop playing with your right hand.

Take your time to make your rhymes.
Then theyll be worth more than a couple dimes.
So dont rhyme about a 10 foot weeny.
You make Units feel tiny.

So ill be on to the next one.
Green, yours are too fun.
They are even kinda small.
Ive read better lines in the bathroom stall at the mall.

But Units poems put you all to shame.
And they give my fame.
I read the line about my 10 foot weeny.
But just to let you know sammys is still puny.

So ill leave you with that.
Unit got lucky this time and thats a rap.

nice one wolf but u can't fool me
u know u have a 10ft weeny and it costs a fee
it's not that i'm a stalker
maybe u should have a locker
you keep bitching bout how ppl suck
but u passed your name up in luck
ur a man oh w8 scratch that ur a youngin
who hails from CANADA don't get me wrong, its a cool place for funnin
I really like the bacon or does it taste like chicken
i know u like to lick em'
This diss might sound like piss
but it really has meaning if u read between the lines
ur gonna find out that it's mines
you hump dogs and cats 4 a livin
but u run from girls like a chicken
I know i said chicken twice
but stay on topic, that would be nice
just sit back and take a break from the dissin ok?
and just go *uck ur itty bitty kitty MAY!
u know u can't rhyme to save ur balls so just stop
stick sometin on ur head maybe like a mop
don't forget to act like a dunce
It's time 4 lunch!!!!!!!




i know some of that made no sense but i'm still learning.... i'm not that good at rhyming so just be pacient.... i'll get better... don't u worry~!!!!!@~!@~!#

Alright lets get down to buisiness.
Tonight it'll be Sammy I dismiss.

Your rhymes remind me of my sister.
So before you rhyme like that mister.
You better learn how to play the game.
You have to respect to get fame.

Lets start one taking apart your piece.
The spelling was worse than my 2 year old niece.
You say ima youngin
But your the one still keeping the diapers comming.

I do have a locker.
Its number 2217.
I keep it clean.
So dont be mean.

Im xX.Wolf.Xz and im from Canada.
The bacon is so good you eat it everyday on the calendar.
Yes I do like to lick em'
If your reffering to your sister's Ehem'

Your right about the diss smelling like piss.
But any rhyme will be a hit or a miss.
I dont run from girls like chicken.
I usually like to give them a licken.

You must really like chicken.
So take a break from your bad dissin.
And sit down and eat your lunch.
Have a chicken sandwich and maybe some brunch!

So Sammy.
Your rhymes are many.
But none of them mean anything.
Thats even worth reading.

So tommorow when you read this.
Just think man, that guy can diss.
Ill be patient and hope you get better.
But in the mean time ill just laugh at your letters.

Watch out SaMmY im still here
careful, ima hunt you down like a deer
You seemed to forget im still in the poem game
so here's a alot of lines to put you all to shame

I see you like using smileys to show who you are
Your the kid who enjoyed being raped in the car
Your the kid who writes those god awful lines
Your the kid who always step on my mines

Dont worry, ill transition to "wolf the guy"
When i shoot him with a GMP, he will die
The only thing i give you is death, not fame
im gonna humiliate you so bad you will change your name

You claim im lucky but i think ima beast
I dont think, i know and i know i can feast
But i only feast on people as weak as you
come on man, wash yourself, you smell like poo

I think this time my stanzas will add up to eight
I stick you on a hook and put you out like bait
Before i do so, you scream and yell wait
I never lose, when i win i yell mate!

I think i just put wolf into the ground
ill try and be a lil' nicer next time around
So im done with wolf, sammy is next
You may be young but im sure you can read text

You insult wolf about being from another place
When your the only kid whos refuses to embrace
Your rhymes are so stupid like you cant tie a shoe lace
Your rhymes are weak like you cant carry a large case

So here it comes my closing end of pureness
All you people should try and hide your weakness
All your rhymes suck and are very tasteless
Except Wolf who barely sounds a little brainless

This one goes out to all you dingbat licking hackers.

You got no real skill.
You get so pissed when i make you feel ill.
So you turn on your hacks.
And you turn the game into a fucking pile of crap.

And they hey, why not ban someone.
Maybe for a day.
How fun is that, does it really make you feel good?
You think your from the hood.

You try to call sony.
But their service is phony.
The girls voice is so annoying.
She needs to get shot and im not lying.

So you hackers can bite me.
Your nothing but a bunch of nerd losers with no life.
Get outside, talk to girls and get off the computer you dirty mexican.
So now i guess ill wait, and hopefully I dont get banned again.

Pretty soon we'll all have a permanent ban.
And we'll never play socom again!!.......

ight wolf, i hope this onedigs u
don't be acting like a foo
I'm dynamite
you can't even win a fight
y don't u lock up ur sister and then talk to me
i bet ur sister's name is your dad's name, Lee
i know your disses are long
so just take of that thoung
that's right i know your dirty little secret
and it took me just seconds to sneak it
welcome to the jungle baby
it's gonna get hot in here
put on a t-shirt and look in the mirror
wat do u see? i see a %^^&
but u don't got any luck

Have a nice day
OKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

Have a nice day? OKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?
Thats just awful, i shouldnt have to pay
Those lines should be thrown out as soon as may
They make you turn straight after being very gay

But hey im not pointing any fingers at you
But those lines smell as bad as the zoo
I also think they are stuffed with crap too
I think you should get a pen and right something new

Im sure thoung is the incorrect spelling
The thought is right but the rhyming is smelling
Your rhymes go down while my rhymes keep selling
My rhymes are most likely anti-repelling

While i give you ups for typing down some lines
My lines are as dangerous as stepping on some mines
My lines are so sick you have to pay some large fines
Yet i dont stick to one subject, i have many different kinds

Mirrors in the jungle dont make any sense
Im sure your brain costs less than 2 cents
Your rhymes are so clear while mine are too dense
I keep you on lock down like your inside my fence

Damn man this is getting to be too long
I know the correct spelling of the word is thong
Dont answer your door im gonna kill ya, ding dong
I'm so superior my name should be king kong