Poems Game

woah i need to school all of you.




1-2 buckle my shoe
3-4 open the door
5-6 pick up sticks
7-8 dont hate
9-10 hey look a hen
11-12 nothing rhyms with 12

Cano, Im tempted to write a killer diss
But like i said, this game is in the abyss
Then i would talk about sammy hitting on wolfs sis
How he had a fantasy last night and gave her a kiss

But i hold myself back to observe the game
These poems are dead, i have sammy to blame
Poems got interesting when sammy and cano came
But the more they wrote, the more this thread got lame

Me and wolf were angels when we wrote
We said such cool things, you had to wear a coat
but cano and sammy came in and tried to cut our throat
Not rhymin like cano nor sammy is a useful note

We'd be unstoppable if wolf teamed up with me
You guys'll notice it wont be like can before "t"
All of you will lose and get the grade, "d"
If the grade can go any lower, id give you a "z"

i recently left the clan with hate
but MACK*10 is my line of fate

THIS GOES TO UNIT!

from the bottom of my heart
it's tearing me apart
i am very sincere
i'm no military engineer
but i'm really really really sorry my friend
do you comprehend?
i really want you to know
very much so



i may not be the best player on the game
but i'm one and the same
if you would be so kind as to let me in again
i would do my best to not strain

i will try my best not to break the rules
cause' then i'd surely be a fool and a mule.....
i also understand if you don't let me back in
i will TAKE IT ON THE CHIN



Your Friend and fellow clan member,
_-SaMmY-_

P.S. if you don't want me to join with this name: SAMMY231 it's ok i'll join on different name

i bid you all adue

That poem was gay coming alive
Its was the opposite of nine:fourty-Five(9:45)
Get off of my nuts you fag
Everyone wants to cover your head with a bag

No one in MACK*10 wants you
If someone said they did, they were being untrue
The clan applauded when it said you left the team
It felt unreal because it was everyone's dream

Wolf is fucking cheap,
but at night he makes no peep
The reason why, before he dies
is because is parents are asleep
(Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

When his panties get in a nitch
he turns into a little bitch
What a fag, he fuckin nags
and he always lags.

Even though, hes such a hoe
he lost his virginity to Unit,
Yah never know!

That was sad.
You tried to make me look bad.
Doing that these days is a fad.
People keep trying to make me mad.

Man, you swear a lot.
You tied yourself in a big knot.
I'm the best in here, have you forgot?
Boy, you just got taught.

Your in a band.
But making rhymes is something you cant understand.
If you want to be good you will need to expand.
An attack at me is something that needs to be planned.

So work up something smarter.
Then maybe we can barter.

dam u are good...

Come on Aero, dont be scared of that guy
Just put good words together and you'll make him cry
Yeah, he did get you good on the last one
but try and you can kill him with your mental gun

try and pick up after my name
I made wolf piss during the game
Try and be like me and he'll be scared
Study me in page four so you can be prepared

I fail at this game, i give, atleast we all know now
that wolf will do nothing in his life besides poetry and PSP!

Man, if your gonna come at me.
Do it in a rhyme, right now your not even worth a dime.
Better luck next time.
Maybe you could actually write a rhyme?

UNIT it seems like you've come at a loss.
But when it comes right down to it, you know I'm the boss.
You'll never win.
It's an impossible sin.
While I watch your sad attempts,
I can't help but grin.

Cano thinks he the boss?
You think your as good as Randy Moss?
Unit could pour you out of this room like sause.
I'll back him up at your cost.

You'd better watch what you say.
Because Unit checks this game everyday.
When he sees this I hope he puts you in disseray.
He'd better go all the way.

Damn right wolf, i cant belive my eyes
Cano thinks he has won the first place prize?
He thinks i have finally met my demise?
Thats some BS, its my time to rise

Sorry wolf, i cant go all the way
The game is dead, its nothing new to say
But challenging my legend is not O.K.
In the words of Wolf, ill put you into disseray

cano, You can rhyme but you just change the flow
It changes too much like a downtown hoe
Keep it consistant and then maybe you'll know
How it is to be UNIT and Wolf, who are pro

It's time to put this poem in the bag
I'll get in trouble if i call people a fag
So enough cano with that useless brag
You might as well wave your white flag

No white flag for for me you see.
For it appears we've come to a duel. You and me.
I'll still keep embarassing you.
Becuase like sammy would say.
"You smell like doo-doo!"

So why do you keep on trying?
When in the end you know
you'll be the only one crying.
You think you can beat me?
Well, I'd like to see the day!
Cause I'm the can-man,
and I'm here to stay.

Forever you'll be lost in this game so dead.
I'll make sure you see nothing but red.
I know that when you see a poem by me
you get a bad feeling. Trust me, I see.

You beat me at SOCOM,
and other things too.
This thread is the only thing
where I can beat you.

Wolf, you made a big mistake...
It's charming but you seem so fake.
I'm gonna come after you.
I'm gonna make you shake.
because you're my new target.
Back down for your own sake!

Wolf and UNIT are teaming up on me!
But I'll never give in,
don't you see?
This game is the only place I see hope to believe.
Cause UNIT's poems
really do make me heave.

Come on guys.
Please make new posts.
I can't stand them,
games without hosts.
It really was a part of me.
Now it's gone can't you see?
And now I'll have to own you all
in order to keep myself free.

And now my life is almost through,
cause I got nothing left to do.
I never thought I'd see the day,
where all my dreams fade away...

DON'T SHUT DOWN THE POEMS GAME!!! PLEASE!!!

Longest poem iv seen so far lol

Cano, you just made a big mistake.
Attacking me and Unit is an event you will not partake.
Were going to cut you up like steak.
Were going to knock you down like an earthquake.

Do you really think you can manage this?
Because you are not about to enter bliss.
We rhyme like kills by chris.
I'll take you down like I did to sammy when he was hitting on my sis.

I just want you to know.
That me and Unit will make you say whoa.
You wont know what hit you, maybe it was a crow.
Me and Units power is something you will bestow.

I want you to know what your getting into.
Its a whole new world youve never been to.
If me and unit is what you want to persue.
Then good luck to you.

Wolf. I'm tired of empty threats.
Let's see if you've got wat it takes to match my rhymes...

Code:

Wolf, you're gonna wish you were never born.
Cause if you wanna read this,
you gotta stop watching your porn... ^.^

Oh, this is bad.
Wolf's ready to go.
And he sure aint glad.

So bring it on!
I'm ready to rhyme!
My poems are priceless,
yours are just worth a dime.

Wolf's mom is so fat,
she stepped on the cat.
Now the cat's flat
and spread out on the mat.

Wolf's mom is so ugly,
when she tried to hug me,
I said "Back away!"
and said "Go eat your hay!"

Wolf's mom is so gay,
she splouges 3 times a day.
I finally had to say
"Enough! OK?"

Cano, I see that your ready for me.
You getting destroyed is something I can guarente.
Me and you will finally disagree.
I'll show you why people compare my rhymes to the sexiness of Angelina Jolie.

Now you may think thats crazy.
But I see you out there smelling a daisy.
When your reading this your mind may become a little hazy.
You may even feel a little lazy.

So lets get to this.
I'll make all your words cease to exist.
I will laugh at what you call a diss.
After your ownage, you will be called miss.

Wish I was never born?
Then how would you look at porn?
You got eaten like a peice of corn.
And there's no way you will ever be reborn.

If i had a dime for everytime that someone said my rhymes are worth a dime.
Id have 3, try new rhymes next time?
This is lousy slime..
The mountain of greatness is something you still have to climb.

You joke about my mom?
Man thats just wrong.
Try that again and ill bomb you like the capitol of vietnam.
Those rhymes just came from awsome.com

Go eat your hay.?
Didnt you use that the other day?
Yes you did how cliche.
I just rode your mom like a sleigh.

Up and down the hill.
I rode her all the way to brazil.
And when I was done she gave me a hundred dollor bill.
Are you feeling ill?

After that you may need some time to think.
Maybe come up with the missing link.
You should probably go see a shrink.
And write down your next failure in ink.

Cano's done, cross him out of the game
Your out, wolf is the person to blame
He didn't even hold R to aim
He just spit rhymes to humiliate your name

After that diss, i dont even wanna fuck with him
It's like a plastic knife verse a nine double m
You cant rebound after that like a ball hitting the rim
He shattered your light so you turned dim

cano is dead, wolf buried him in his grave
I mean it this time, all he did was wave
Think twice before you become too brave
Or else a suicide is all you'll crave

C stands for Can't come back
A stands for All my rhymes are whack
N stands for Never seeing another color than black
O stands for Oh no, life is all i lack.

I'm not dead yet!
I've still got one more try!
I'm tired of holding back,
but I've gotta make you fry!

I'll whip up a poem
that'll blow your mind.
This poem will be special!
It certainly wont be kind!

So you better come prepared
for you ultimate doom.
I'll knock you dead
and sweep you up with a broom!

I have to win this.
I've got no other choice.
Prepare to be broken,
prepare for my voice!

I bet ur all passing ur English classes

Cano, I think that Units waiting.
Are you spending too much time debating?
Maybe you should spend less time hating.
Man, seeying my poems must be degrading.

I am waiting Wolf, but cano is letting me down
I expected him to try and take my crown
Of course that would have been foolish like a clown
But he might act and make me put on a frown

It depends on what he says when he criticizes
Maybe about wars that he usually memorizes
Or even my leadership gives no one prizes
But either way he will end up as a crisis

The day is thrusday, and cano has yet to send
If he doesnt write a poem, his career will end
I dont expect cano to write something good
My rhymes can chop his head off like wood