Poems Game

Hey green thats a sweet quote, and I think it would look good somewhere else on the site other than the poem game, do you think that this poem could be used to describe mack*10? If it does ill set it up on the front page.

Unit, ill deal with you after i take a shower.

Come at me
You little flea

Sure I dont mind

Ok unit, your done.
This should be very fun.
Ill bust out some kool rhymes.
When you read this youll be about to cry.

Unit, your head has gotten so big.
It takes a panaramic x-ray scanner to see that thing.
One day you went to the doctor with your mom.
She had an apointment for you with doctor john.

You arrive there at 3.
You use the washroom and take a pee.
You get your scan.
And in comes the doctor man.

The doctor started to talk.
You were nervous so you started to walk.
The doctor said, my poor boy unit, you are missing a peice in your giant head.
Your mom sreamed and her face turned red.

He said its not life threatning.
But it is crippleling
The doctor said, unit. The piece you are missing in your head is.
A small area where the brain makes rhymes.

Your mom said noo!!
As she acidently stepped on your little toe.
Dang you said!
As your face turned red.

The doctor told you that this happend because.
You tried to hard to rhyme once.
It is also caused by over extensive pounding to the rear.
So now you are missing a peice of brain, and this will never clear.

I see your making a story, so ill make one too
This will be about the time you went to the zoo
You went with your boyfriend, his name was grEEn
even though he cheats on you cause you are mean

You two are holdin hands watching people walk by
You wished that moment would never ever die
GrEEn saw a monkey and decided to flirt with it
He left you, you threw a huge hissy fit

Your crying by the aquarium, sad as ever
You say "the next time ill be straight is never"
Next comes along HoOlIgAn84, he catches your eye
You approach but he runs away and yells bye

GrEEn comes back and asks you for your hand
He asks you for a date after he plays with his band
You say yes and the frown turns into a smile
Then you two start screwin around for about a mile

You arrive at dinner, there's a fancy table
The waiter said your so ugly you should belong in a stable
This hurts your feelings, you cry in the corner
You see grEEn's abs, this gives you a boner

After dinner, he gave you a ride to your house
Instead of a kiss he said your dick is as small as a mouse
You cry again and grEEn calls you a baby
Keep trying wolf, you'll get better, maybe...

This is where a fail poem by me was.

I'll wait til you come up with something better than that
Or else ill come up to you swinging with a bat
If you do, a Welcome Back message will read on your mat
But knowing you, you'll sit there all day being fat

Non illigitamus carborundum - Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite - Don't applaud. Just throw money.

Thats all folks.

Everyone can tell that the picture is fake
Come on wolf, quit BS'in and give us a break
I see you retired from the poem game, i understand
My rhymes make you shake you can hardly even stand
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You keep thinking im done?
I just started to have fun.
Its just too easy defeating you.
I need something fresh, something new.

Too easy to defeat me? I dont think thats true
Last i checked, i boiled you into stew
You havent came back since my last hit
I know your injured and you cant use a medkit

Keep trying Wolf, you almost can rhyme well
But I'm more superior, of course anyone can tell
I kill you all the time, help is one way to win,
I must be the devil cause all i do is sin

You sin.
Haha, thats weak like tin.
Man, this whole time its been me boiling you.
And man, now i want some stew.

Ill throw a couple rhymes.
Since i dont feel like wasting too much time.
You play and play.
Day and Day.

You practice all night.
But when you face me you just cant win the fight.
Me vs. You
You end up with no clue.

So lets do it.
See whos the best.
Ill be on tonight so we can give it a test.
Oh wait, you have school tommorow, i dont cauz im the best.

Oh man, did sammy come to your house and type?
Did you sneak him in through the small pipe?
You play and play, day after day?
A cow is more creative while its eating hay

You dont have school tomorrow, are you ditching?
Are you brainless like your rhymes that you end up bitching?
I'm asking you alot of questions so you think in your mind
Too bad my rhymes went beyond while yours just declined

When i face you i most certainly have a clue
That i made you leave a blood stain on your shoe
I shot you six or seven times to be nice
One more shot and your life will have to pay the price

I may have been too harsh, wolf, i feel bad
That you've been blowin hard from your dad
But hey, lets not go there tonight
Cause i think its your bedtime, right?

I just got back from the gym.
Keeping my body lean and trim.
Worked on my core.
So now you have to train even more.

This poem game aint gonna die.
Cmon everyone else give it a try.
You will see how much fun it is.
And then you can do a diss.

Wheres Twitch in this?
Or mr. seamen where you at , you taking a piss?
Shaggy, get off ur bum.
Luc, youd better get in here too or your dumb.

Hey, Mr. Gr33nsack, im sure hiding isnt your thing
If you set your mind to it, talent is all you'll bring
You too mistacmm, you can give it a try
We'll be easy on you so you dont start to cry

SaMmY? oh yeah, he lost his computer rights
He was lookin up girls who were wearing tight tights
His mom caught him and of course trouble he found
he got extra excited when he heard that specific sound

Twiitch, 77gear, i know you guys got somethin to say
Like how good i am, or how wolf is really gay
As long as there is rhyming, then you'll be good to go
try and make 'em all twisted up, like a present with a bow

Yo Unit just yo let you know
My balls turn red when your mother gives me head
xX.Wolf.Xz is straighter than gay, but your gayyer than straight.
Thats why we are wondering you dont go out with girls on a date
Least sammy's trying to get some girls.

Michael Jackson got your butthole on lock
Specially when your sucking thick cock

TwiiTCHY and 77gear got plenty to say
Repliy to this today unless you really are gay.

No hard feelings just freestyling.

IIvJR.Gr33n
Ima Fry you later...

To tell you the truth, i have nothing right now
Typing ideas down is something i dont know how
I know if i was thinking, my rhymes would say "pow"
Currently im drinking milk that came from a cow

Its taking me too long to come up with this stuff
if my mind was straight, my rhymes would appear buff
You wouldnt escape them just like a cuff
You would beg me saying, "enough! enough!"

UNIT's poems suck.
There's no doubt about it.
I would climb to the top of the world.
And just go and shout it.
I dont think he's straight.
I don't think he's gay.
What he really is:
Well, I'm not sure I can say.
If there's one thing for sure,
I'm gonna go find it.
But in UNIT's case,
he wants to go grind it.

[b]SO GO DO IT!!! GIVE IT YOUR BEST!!! LOL

Looks like we got some activity in here.
Even if you guys are actin kinda queer.
Im happy to see your tryin.
And Mr.Green think that hes frying.

So lets blow the dust off this game.
The way that I heard Unit blows Micheal Jacksons little cane.
Im liking Cano's Style.
I hope I see him in this game once and a while.

I wont do to much more damage.
Because im sure that Unit ran out of bandage.
Im sorry about how much pain your in.
Micheal Jackson told me you were screaming like a little kid.

Sincerly. The Wolf

I seem to be the target, im not talking about the store
It seems like wolf is cano's new whore
but hey, if it feels right and if it floats your boat
then go ahead, but step at me and ill cut your throat

cano, you have style, but we all start off bad
dont worry, your just a kid now but you'll become a dad
Eventually you think you'll be good enough to defeat me
You'll try but just like wolf, you'll notice I cant be

UNIT, give up.
There's no use in tryin'.
And when I'm done with you,
you'll be the one that's cryin'.
I'm better than you.
You're not better than me.
Your poems suck.
They suck insanely.

Ima treat you like wolf, your insult meter will rise
Once i spit some words you'll meet your demise
cano, your so weak, my strength is double your size
In socom, bullets from my gun will be your heads prize

A poor man you are, a poor man indeed
you cant afford a mask, something you need
Your so poor you try and plant a money seed
But it grows shit, something you like to feed

Of course im better than you, anyone can tell
My skills can escape a maximum prison cell
Your skills decline while my skills continue to sell
You better watch who your talkin to, you'll end up in hell

I feel like i snatched cano's courage away
his reputation will slowly decay
I wont see him write another poem for another day
After reading this, I bet his body turned into clay

I see your messin with ma man cano.
Youd better be ready for a beatdown.
When im done with you youll be moping yourself up.
Now thats whats up.

I'm strong and steady.
Your fragil and frail.
Your gettin shut down.
Soon as I come around.

I'm on top of the world.
The best of the best.
Thats who I am.
But who is unit?

Now I know that this isnt rhyming yet.
But im working up the flow.
Now you say cano is poor.
Thats cauz hes new on socom, he just opened the door.

You talk about cano like hes crap.
Hes a great player that can even rap.
Ill be using unit like a test dummy.
What you think thats funny?

Unit I wouldnt be laughin.
Your gettin taken down.
So put on that frown. And keep reading.
After a while youll be bleeding.

Im sure cano will agree to this.
And he will want to give me a big kiss.
After I save his ass.
And take the heat into my class.

So ill stop building the suspence.
And ill put you in a fence.

Your skills are sad.
They make sammy look good.
Now thats just bad.
Id try and stop killing you if I could.

You say your rich.
But your just acting like a little bitch.
Trying to show off is your game.
But wheres the fame?

The other day when you were laying down.
Cano put a bullet into a clown.
That clown was the guy laying on top of surge.
Yeh I saw you up there, wow. nothing rhymes with surge.

Well, ill break into the ending.
Now that your crying.
Dont get too mad.
Just come back with your own rhymes. Hopefully its not so bad.