Poems Game

Alright unit u say u got this under control?
ur a stooge like moe
u feeling pale
here's a little tale
once upon a time
unit made up a rhyme
it sucked really bad
it made us all really sad
he thinks he's good at masterbating
but he likes taming
i dont feel like makin' a long rhyme
so i'm ending my time

Kick me in the shin? nice one man
Are you six years old in a star wars clan?
Man up and give me a punch to the face
Here's a killer poem that im bout to embrace

Way to use crush and blush twice in a row
That has as much IQ as a retarded crow
If you think your IQ can beat me in a fight
Then your mistaken, im a grade ahead of you, right?

Im sure you get girls, probably 5 years old
But i get women, im sure you've been told
You claim i make up words, well thats just dumb
Concerning was a word, your brain must have been numb

Here's a challenge, write a poem using AABB
You dont have the talent, you cant defeat me
Notice how Im taking three wannabe poets at once
Even while doin your mom and hearing he grunts

Your not sexy, your ugly enough to make everyone scream
The ugliness will make people commit suicide to the extreme
You make people with 20 20 vision go blind
Your ugliness will cause extinction in mankind

Worry not, wolf will always be there for you
He wants a marriage so you can start a life thats new
He wants a honey moon to so you two can bond
Then you can have your magical moments, like a wand

My my xX.Wolf.Xz, look at you shining like a star
Your shining like sunlight reflecting off a car
Your a hunter, a wolf, something you already are
You should go celebrate all night at the bar

But enough complementing you, ima take you down
Ill take you down all the way to china town
You smiled when you read above but now theres a frown
You think your the king but ill snatch away that crown

If my lines say beep beep then you must be blind
Even chris can blow you out of your damn mind
If i shoot at you and i miss, then i was being kind
But next, a bullet to your face is all you'll find

Wow wolf, you used say twice in the same spot
You should boil your SaMmY rhymes in a pot
Put it to 1000 degrees so it gets really hot
You really need to hire a tutor and get taught

I dont miss, when i shoot at you, you bleed
I T-bag you, "stop!" is the only word you plead
You love cock so much you buy them as a seed
Then you make love to them every night indeed

Truely im glad you finally wrote something good
But you miserably failed just as you usually would
You whisper to yourself, "damn i really thought i could"
Everyone else backed down, and i think you also should

Your jealous, you cant rhyme four words like me
Your last poem was awful you rhymed "idea and tea"
I am the big dog, you are just a puny little flea
My skills are like a lock and you cant find the key

Smarten up wolf, mic and aight dont really rhyme
Im going to shut you up for good you'll have to mime
You fall down a rift while i keep my head up and climb
Yes its true, UNIT231 is here rhyming at his prime.

God damn sammy, i have the urge to delete
Delete everything you've written, they're not sweet
They give me headaches just by giving them a stare
I'd perfere to look at shit, i really wouldnt care

Please practice somewhere in the dark
Or maybe just quit and go play at the park
This is big boys only, you dont belong here
Your not old enough by the way you sound and appear

You'd rather look at shit
my my are u lit?
I'd rather look at something pretty
like my little titty
I haven't gone through my voice changin' phase
so my head is in quite a daze
why don't you go fuck your girlfriend
i bet she'd be makin' a new type o' trend
Unit is gay
Nay nay
I think he may rape you
Too

unit your so fake
you give me a stomachache
unit your easy to own
bow down to me before my throne
your rhymes are so sad
that they couldn't even take the capital of shad
don't get mad! Get glad!

Didnt i send you away on some private trips?
To a quite place where you can get writings tips?
I only have on word for your lines, pathetic
They make a dog die after being energetic

I like the activity but you dont qualify
I'd rather you vanish and have this game nulify
You should be executed for illegal rhymes
Rhymes as shitty as yours are considered crimes

You lost your computer rights cause of naked ladies
Your mom caught you looking at them, she thought you were Hades
You were not allowed to go back online
That's when the poem game was all fine

You had to return back into this game
Just to further-more humiliate your name
One thing about SamMy, is that your a sensitive guy
This poem will send you to your mami ready to cry

My my UNIT231, your a Incredible_F4G.
Now that just raises a red flag.
Your not from Detroit.
And that is something I can exploit.

Unit, I am the King.
Im the real thing.
Where do I say, say in the same spot?
I think that your high on pot.

You miss me all the time, unless your laying down.
And that's when I take you downtown.
I always write something good.
Your like that british guy on american idol, you must have misunderstood.

I just noticed you did AAAA.
Maybe i'll start showing you up at it today.
Ill put you back in total dissaray.
So no need to delay.

Smarten up Unit, your not rhyming at your prime.
Sammy can make rhymes like that anytime.
And how many times are you gonna say mime?
Using other words isnt a crime.

I'll never back down.
When you log on to see that i made a poem you frown.
You know I own.
That is something ive always shown.

Yeah wolf! KICK ASS!!!

unit ain't got no skill
he uses a breast drill
don't talk to me like that
u little persian cat

i'm not a little baby
but i do have a rabey
incase u don't know what that is
it's a high rank in the fizz

u can't beat me
can't you see?
i'm to fast for you
your so untrue

i can rhyme great man
and I have master plans
you can't beat that
cause i'm a true vampire bat

black betty can kick ur ass
definately in first class
maybe you should sit a few rhymes out
without a doubt

i know i'm being cruel
but this ain't no private school
you might fuck your dad every day
but that's just child play

don't venture out into the world without allies
i'm gonna decriminalize every one of your lies
just so you don't go to jail
or you'll be eating california quails

you say my rhyming is horrible?
well i think it's just adorable!
just sit back and relax
while i pay or death tax

your not wanted anymore
so leave out the trap-door
we won't forget about you
because of your field of view

you may act like a clown
but your going to have a nervous breakdown
it's time for you to buckledown and not have a frown
instead of stepping down

i think i've written enough
and i've made this from raw stuff
until next time
be sublime

how come no one has replied?
are you all fried?
i'm getting bored
i feel like i'm being ignored....

i'm getting better at my poems and i'm ready to fight
where's my subscription rights?
come on people start makin' rhymes
it's your time to shine!

you can be a star
use your electric guitar
is everyone dead?
have you been sniffin' white led?

it's really boring just sitting here
i'm gonna be sincere
is this a conspiracy?
or a theory?

..........no no no no
i've been laid low
i'm out
beyond any doubt

SaMmY, we had just recently lost a war
Im angry and i need to settle the score
I dont care if you think the following is cruel
I just need to set off some steam so i can turn cool

Your voice is high enough to break glass
Its annoying everyone that you get kicked out of class
You talk too much too, which makes it even worse
You stay in our head, its like a spellbinding curse

You go off on your own thinking you have a plan
You cant do it by yourself, your not superman
You try to act all cool to wolfs sister because she's a girl
But all you do is eat nuts like a backyard squirrel

You have a disease that requires you to change your name
Why make a new one when you havent mastered the game?
I only allow one name in the clan besides TWiiTCHY
Plus if i say no to him he doesnt get all bitchy

Just because no one replied, you think that your the best
This one will send you crying back to your nest
You have no manners, Plus you are really rude
When you talk, people question if your really a dude

You talk shit to people when you yourself dont have any skills
You call people hackers when they get above 5 kills
You call chris a sore loser when of course you are too
I feel bad for SamMy, he doesnt have a single clue

When 7.10.7 came on, i thought he was alright
Then i heard who he was, he stopped being bright
Kids who are thirteen or under shouldnt have a mic
They're probablt not old enough to even ride a bike

You lay down too much, its an awful habbit
You just dont have the balls to run like a rabbit
When you see 1 person, you lay down on your balls
I'm sorry, you have a pussy, thats why you play with your dolls

Your disobedient, you dont respect my laws
The day you follow them is the day i press pause
You made a new name and wanted me to join your team
You made a new clan, i said no and crushed your dream

Lets not forget the time you were kicked out
I'm sure your eyes never had a drought
I bet your cried all night long
I also remember when you misspelled thong

You might not remember this, but i surely remember
This was after you were kicked out the clan in december
You met me in a game and you tried to talk to me
But i ignored you, you were annoying like a bee

During this time, i said your mic probably broke
you got angry at me, i laughed so hard i probably choke
Someone even pretended with me, no one wanted to listen
To hear your sob stories about the clan your missin'

You whine when someone kills you over friendly fire
You leave the game and cry, you say it wasnt your desire
When chris killed you, you left and stopped being his friend
By this point i thought your crying will never end

After reading this, your probably crying right now
Your thinking of a comeback, but you ask yourself, "how"
Your eliminated from the poem game, dont you dare show your face
Even talking on this website will put you into further disgrace

It looks like sammys down.
I'll push you even further into the ground.
When im done you'll be dead.
But arent you already? I shot you in the head.

Man you need to stop talking about my sister.
Cauz by the end of this you will be callin me mister.
Is that the first girl youve ever seen?
Is it because your to mean?

You need to stop swearing.
And you need to stop staring.
Whats that ugly uniform your wearing?
Looks to me like you need some repairing.

Youd better not say anything dumb to my sis.
You got that miss?
Your lucky that you still exist.
I'm done hearing about this.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sammy is gay.
He sucks dick everyday.

Ahhh here's a thread I haven't been in in awhile. I'll be back once I'm through dealing with court stuff. (No joke) Being arrested is the worst feeling and I better not hear that any of you were. Ima come over there and beat your asses if you do.

Twiitchy, what did you do?
Did you steal a brew?
Tell me more.
Im sure that its not to bore.

I was almost arrested. Remember wolf?

Hey this is a rhyming game.
Say it in a rhyme, dont be lame.
If you do that again ill diss you so bad youll need a new name.
A master rhymer is what i became.

Your face is ugley.
Your rhymes are lame.
Your mom is fat.
It's a dying shame.
I'll beat you so bad
I'll take all the fame.
And I feel like
I am really quite tame.
It appears you cannot beat me.
And it'll stay the same.
And I can own all of you
at this game.
I'll chop your head off
and put it in a frame.
Cuz you're pissing me off.
So I'll have to mame.


Thank you...

i haven't missed alot have I?
cause' that would surely make me cry
i had fun at the beach
this is freedom of speech?

let's see, we'll start with UNIT231

wat a guy
the only things he can make are steak and kidney pie
my my what is your secret, may i imply?
i am very smart
and i have an athletes heart
my voice isn't high
it's just a war cry
i don't have a disease but i did want to make a new name
i don't feel any sense of shame
i shouldn't type about you any longer
because it doesn't make me any stronger

next is xX.Wolf.xZ

a strange one
but a lot of fun
i'm sorry for hittin' on your sis
but it was hard to miss
i was just joking around
i will settle down
this poem for wolf is directed in a nice way
not a suicide squeeze play
i'll end it right here
without any fear

ooooooo xcanox

i'm gonna call you canox, is that alright?
or will we have to start a fight?
you let your best friend join
but he aint worth a coin
what's his name? robrules?
more like robfools
i don't have much to say about you
because this a limited review

i must go now my bitches
until i return
have a great time

To Unit231.

Where'd you go?
I miss you so.
Feel's like its been forever.
Since youve been gone.

I stole that from a song.
But ive really been missing you all along.
Thers no hostility in here.
Its too nice and relaxing, like a new frontier.

Sammy and Cano are in this game.
Rhyming well is something they are trying to claim.
Are you gonna take this junk?
All of this from a little punk.

I want to see you back bud.
You need to get back here and take some blood.
Hope you get back.
Cauz cano and Sammy are starting to act whack.

Sorry wolf, but my heart is at page four
This got filled with rhymes that are poor
When i read sammy's rhymes, my heart tore
He has to find his brain and take a tour

I mean honestly, this game got so whack
This game is dead, it'll never come back
Skill and Talent is what sammy has to lack
He can't beat me or the wolf of the pack

"Wolf can't beat me" Of course is something ill say
We both have our moments when we controll the day
The man has skill, You can even see it in an X-ray
The moment sammy is like wolf is a moment i pray

Im ashamed to be in this screwed up game
All the talent is gone, its an incredible a shame
I hope poets on this site will soon get their fame
But first, i know sammy will not be the name

I would say sorry for writing something short
But this is the game i really had to abort
The lines got so boring that i started to snort
Sammy's shitty rhymes should be trialed in court

This is directed at everyone, and to no one
The thoughts in my head are teling me, "im done"
This game got boring after being very fun
There still has yet to be a poet that actually won.

I say
we continue on this fight.
I doesnt matter
who is wrong or who is right.
It isnt fun?
But our poems are a sight!
And sammy wont come up.
He thinks he's high and full of might.

The poems game
has become such a bore.
It's almost like
you can demo it at the store.
And I just might lose it
if sammy writes anymore.

So I'm gonna start this game back up.
I'm gonna make it be like "What's up?
Come write in my
or I'll spit on your pup."

So come on guys.
Take a swing at me now.
And.
I'll even show you how.

i will rhyme some more
because i'm about to get hardcore
your mind will be broken when i'm done
and you'll all be in a great stun

I know you all think i can't rhyme
but it'll be good this time
try to hold back your fear
try to hold back at least one tear

we'll start with UNIT231
he isn't alot of fun
because he's to strict
and he doesn't like to get ticked

by the way these rhymes will be short
so you don't get us in a trial court

now it's canox's turn
it's time for a information return
your the one who doesn't know what's happening
there must be some misshapening

this ends my fun n' games
I know ya'll are about to burst up in flames
peace out
like an alfalfa sprout

vote me out?! you mother fuckers!!!!!! fuck you all (except for wolf, unit and twiitchy and everyone except your mama and chris!